The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer199 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.195 billion Printer199ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer199ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 163,830 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, and public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer199's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Printer199 is ranked 35,555th in the world and 750th in Two for Smartest Citizens, with 48.92 quips per hour.
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Printer199, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
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Printer199, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader.
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Printer199, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
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Printer199, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
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Printer199, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
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Printer199, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
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Printer199, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.
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Printer199, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office.
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Printer199 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
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Printer199, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes.