Population | 7.095 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer154 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.095 billion Printer154ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer154ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 166,545 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
All fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, and the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer154's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Printer154 is ranked 12,580th in the world and 1,258th in Two for Largest Governments, scoring 34.32 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Printer154, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
- : Following new legislation in Printer154, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
- : Following new legislation in Printer154, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true.
- : Following new legislation in Printer154, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
- : Printer154 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Printer154, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Printer154, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Printer154.
- : Following new legislation in Printer154, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Printer154, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Printer154, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera".