The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer14 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.065 billion Printer14ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 90.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer14ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,289 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 182,516 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer14's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer14 is ranked 10,750^th in the world and 1,349^th in Two for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 9,602.34 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.