Population | 7.05 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer101 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.05 billion Printer101ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer101ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,109 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 157,380 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.
News headlines usually include p-values, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, and twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer101's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Printer101 is ranked 19,686th in the world and 2,005th in Two for Most Cultured, scoring 93 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Printer101, twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal.
- : Following new legislation in Printer101, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining.
- : Following new legislation in Printer101, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business.
- : Following new legislation in Printer101, news headlines usually include p-values.
- : Following new legislation in Printer101, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
- : Printer101 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Printer101, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
- : Following new legislation in Printer101, nothing is more offensive than being inoffensive.
- : Following new legislation in Printer101, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
- : Following new legislation in Printer101, the Printer101 Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.