The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer1 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.828 billion Printer1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,030 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 150,938 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer1's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer1 is ranked 24,276^th in the world and 1,819^th in Two for Highest Average Incomes, with 150,938.99 Standard Monetary Units.