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Most Extreme: 7th Most Authoritarian: 162nd Most Conservative: 260th
The Principality of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Negotiator
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Prime Nolan

Population281 million

CapitalRampant Nolanism

CurrencyNol-100K
AnimalSlight Desar

The Principality of Prime Nolan is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of public education, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 281 million Prime Nolanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rampant Nolanism. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Prime Nolanian economy, worth 1.20 trillion Nol-100Ks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,271 Nol-100Ks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose, write-in candidate 'Leader Sucks' is perennially popular, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Rampant Nolanism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Prime Nolan's national animal is the Slight Desar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Prime Nolan is ranked 164,748th in the world and 23rd in Land of the Unfathomably Profound Sos for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -3.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Extreme: 7thMost Authoritarian: 162ndMost Conservative: 260thMost Income Equality: 480thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,782ndMost Primitive: 2,625thTop
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Safest: 12,553rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,860th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Prime Nolan changed its national capital to "Rampant Nolanism".
  • : Following new legislation in Prime Nolan, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Rampant Nolanism.
  • : Following new legislation in Prime Nolan, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Prime Nolan, write-in candidate 'Leader Sucks' is perennially popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Prime Nolan, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose.
  • : Following new legislation in Prime Nolan, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day.
  • : Prime Nolan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Prime Nolan, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in Prime Nolan, no one can find a leaky faucet in Prime Nolan anymore.
  • : Following new legislation in Prime Nolan, planespotters are emigrating in droves.

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