The Free Land of PrettyBoy Johnson is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 38.102 billion PrettyBoy Johnsonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish PrettyBoy Johnsonian economy, worth 872 trillion ferrets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 22,901 ferrets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PrettyBoy Johnson's national animal is the ann coulter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PrettyBoy Johnson is ranked 85,814^th in the world and 1^st in Modzer0 for Most Pacifist, with 84.19 cheeks turned per day.