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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Most Compassionate Citizens: 697thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 714thNicest Citizens: 780th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Precious beetles

Population3.868 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Precious beetles is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.868 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pryciousian economy, worth 768 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 198,683 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Precious beetles Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Precious beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Precious beetles is ranked 4,338th in the world and 74th in World of Beetles for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,497.15 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 697thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 714thNicest Citizens: 780thMost Pacifist: 808thMost Inclusive: 905thSafest: 1,022ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,049thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,073rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,450thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,533rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,577thHighest Food Quality: 1,649thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,666thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,995thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,204thLargest Governments: 2,219thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,239thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,367thBest Weather: 2,442ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,502ndMost Developed: 2,517thHealthiest Citizens: 2,626thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,634thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,684thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,918thMost Secular: 3,139thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,207thMost Cultured: 3,303rdSmartest Citizens: 3,480thLowest Crime Rates: 3,517thMost Income Equality: 3,591stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,338thMost Efficient Economies: 4,445thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,688thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,670thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,099thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,268thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16,237th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Precious beetles, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Precious beetles, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in Precious beetles, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Precious beetles, the Precious beetles Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Following new legislation in Precious beetles, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Precious beetles, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Precious beetles, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Precious beetles, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Precious beetles, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Precious beetles, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.

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