The Pepperoni People of Possessed Giraffes is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.961 billion Possessed Giraffesians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boardwalk. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Possessed Giraffesian economy, worth an astonishing 11,272 trillion Monopoly Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 594,529 Monopoly Monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,568,831 per year while the poor average 5,346, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and the same 18961 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Possessed Giraffes's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Possessed Giraffes is ranked 334,798^th in the world and 1^st in Purplandia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -52.06 on the Societal Mobility Rating.