The The Sanesolian union of Porymonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Holy spirit with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.738 billion soulgodias are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aqordon. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Porymonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,536 trillion Godjuwels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 324,277 Godjuwels, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

A shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, new urban roads are threatening city parks, and diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porymonia's national animal is the White crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the perfect image.

Porymonia is ranked 1,806^th in the world and 23^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 69,112.79 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.