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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,349thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,586thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,083rd
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Pony 4

Population6.994 billion

Currencyrupee
Animalcrocodile

The Republic of Pony 4 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.994 billion Pony 4ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 57.9%.

The thriving Pony 4ian economy, worth 714 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,176 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', and only those who apply can study applied maths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pony 4's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Pony 4 is ranked 207,671st in the world and 535th in Sunset Shimmer for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,349thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,586thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,083rdLargest Black Market: 18,747thMost Authoritarian: 21,242ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,156th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 66th in the regionMost Extreme: 71st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 77th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 81st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pony 4, only those who apply can study applied maths.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 4, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 4, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 4, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 4, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 4, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 4, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 4, cities in Pony 4 declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 4, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 4, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.

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