Population | 4.283 billion |
Currency | Bit |
Animal | Pony |
The Republic of Pony 101 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, unlimited-speed roads, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.283 billion Pony 101ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Pony 101ian economy, worth 449 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,984 Bits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 365,804 per year while the poor average 21,937, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.
The long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pony 101's national animal is the Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Pony 101 is ranked 133,427th in the world and 101st in Sunset Shimmer for Most Stationary, with 241.066165162 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pony 101 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 101, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 101, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 101, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 101, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 101, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Pony 101 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 101, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
- : Following new legislation in Pony 101, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 101, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.