Largest Gambling Industry: 3,139thHighest Crime Rates: 3,892ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,526th
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Polyethylene terephthalate

Population16.357 billion


The Thermoplastic Polymer of Polyethylene terephthalate is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.357 billion Polyethylene terephthalateans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 14.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Polyethylene terephthalatean economy, worth a remarkable 1,920 trillion C10H8O4s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,397 C10H8O4s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, and Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Polyethylene terephthalate's national animal is the Carbon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Polyethylene terephthalate is ranked 3,139th in the world and 4th in Lone Wolves United for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 12,382.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 3,139thHighest Crime Rates: 3,892ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,526thNudest: 4,913thMost Avoided: 4,916thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,971stFattest Citizens: 7,081stLargest Black Market: 7,288thHighest Economic Output: 10,193rdMost Patriotic: 11,433rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 15,479thMost Efficient Economies: 16,297thLargest Populations: 17,958thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,039thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,641stLargest Mining Sector: 19,662ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,556thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,519th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Patriotic: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the region

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