Population | 13.905 billion |
Capital | Saoirse na mBan |
Leader | Peig Sayers |
Faith | An Caighdeán Oifigiúil |
Currency | Maoin |
Animal | Madra |
The Unified Provinces of Polyester Football is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Peig Sayers with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.905 billion Polyester Footballers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saoirse na mBan. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Polyester Footballish economy, worth a remarkable 4,170 trillion Maoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 299,926 Maoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, Peig Sayers is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime is totally unknown. Polyester Football's national animal is the Madra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is An Caighdeán Oifigiúil.
Polyester Football is ranked 44,811th in the world and 10th in Confederacy of Allied States for Most Stationary, with 984.16000902608 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, Peig Sayers is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Polyester Football.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, foreign leaders are advising that Peig Sayers's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.