The Holy Empire of Poll Maker is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.03 billion Poll Makerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The Poll Makerian economy, worth 203 trillion Awesome American Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 50,558 Awesome American Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly and voting is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Poll Maker's national animal is the Dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Poll Maker is ranked 96,941^st in the world and 2,072^nd in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 33.11 quips per hour.