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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 592ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 628thMost Pacifist: 652nd
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Poison beetles

Population3.82 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Poison beetles is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.82 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Poisonian economy, worth 748 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 195,978 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, builders across Poison beetles are blocked up with orders for new public loos, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, and doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poison beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Poison beetles is ranked 256,127th in the world and 4th in World of Beetles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -13.78 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 592ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 628thMost Pacifist: 652ndNicest Citizens: 736thSafest: 767thMost Inclusive: 958thLeast Corrupt Governments: 967thLargest Welfare Programs: 985thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,247thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,452ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,652ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,683rdHighest Food Quality: 1,689thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,800thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,946thBest Weather: 1,968thHealthiest Citizens: 2,139thLargest Governments: 2,273rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,447thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,482ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,739thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,756thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,834thMost Developed: 3,053rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,105thMost Secular: 3,412thMost Cultured: 3,510thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,528thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,749thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,807thSmartest Citizens: 3,843rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,035thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,296thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,997thMost Income Equality: 7,536thHighest Average Incomes: 7,928thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,296thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,765th
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Healthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Poison beetles, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Poison beetles, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Poison beetles, builders across Poison beetles are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Poison beetles, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Following new legislation in Poison beetles, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
  • : Following new legislation in Poison beetles, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Poison beetles, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Poison beetles, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Poison beetles, prudishness is on the way out.
  • : Following new legislation in Poison beetles, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.

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