Population | 5.901 billion |
Capital | New Chayenne |
Leader | Winslow Harper |
Faith | Agritholicism |
Currency | Bread Token |
Animal | White Swimming Eel |
The New Kowloon Bay of Point Chayenne is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Winslow Harper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.901 billion Chayennans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chayenne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Point Chayennean economy, worth 951 trillion Bread Tokens a year, is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,310 Bread Tokens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 880,236 per year while the poor average 15,141, a ratio of 58.1 to 1.
Recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Winslow Harper's eyes only', cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Point Chayenne's national animal is the White Swimming Eel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agritholicism.
Point Chayenne is ranked 209,006th in the world and 666th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 37.68710782468 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak.
- : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Winslow Harper's eyes only'.
- : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, politicians tack on a service charge for assisting with casework.
- : Point Chayenne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
- : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, martial law has been declared and the populace is kept under tight control.
- : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.