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We Farm and Nothing Else.
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 243rdLargest Gambling Industry: 432nd
The New Kowloon Bay of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Point Chayenne

Population5.901 billion

CapitalNew Chayenne
LeaderWinslow Harper
FaithAgritholicism

CurrencyBread Token
AnimalWhite Swimming Eel

The New Kowloon Bay of Point Chayenne is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Winslow Harper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.901 billion Chayennans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chayenne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Point Chayennean economy, worth 951 trillion Bread Tokens a year, is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,310 Bread Tokens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 880,236 per year while the poor average 15,141, a ratio of 58.1 to 1.

Recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Winslow Harper's eyes only', cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Point Chayenne's national animal is the White Swimming Eel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agritholicism.

Point Chayenne is ranked 209,006th in the world and 666th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 37.68710782468 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 12thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 243rdLargest Gambling Industry: 432ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 853rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,125thHighest Crime Rates: 1,445thMost Primitive: 1,522ndBest Weather: 1,926thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,007thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,623rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,769thMost Avoided: 2,806thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,018thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,049thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,072ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,161stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,552ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,847thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 18,435thMost Armed: 18,690thMost Conservative: 23,131stLargest Black Market: 27,819thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,478thMost Patriotic: 28,779thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29,399th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionMost Primitive: 20th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 46th in the regionMost Conservative: 53rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 78th in the regionMost Armed: 87th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Winslow Harper's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, politicians tack on a service charge for assisting with casework.
  • : Point Chayenne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, martial law has been declared and the populace is kept under tight control.
  • : Following new legislation in Point Chayenne, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.

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