The Democratic Republic of Pogthebravelandia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Pog with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.696 billion Pogthebravelandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pogtropolis. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pogthebravelandian economy, worth 777 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,654 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Vaccinations are mandatory, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over President Pog's questionably sane new coalition partners, and sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pogthebravelandia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pogthebravelandia is ranked 4,317^th in the world and 95^th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 21.05 bananas ingested per day.