NATION

PASSWORD

You Can't Stop Progress
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,199thMost Influential: 5,208thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,487th
The Yes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Pogba

Population1.048 billion

CapitalKylian
LeaderKylian Pogba
FaithSerbian Orthodox

CurrencyEuro
AnimalSnow leopard

The Yes of Pogba is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kylian Pogba with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.048 billion Pogbans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kylian. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pogban economy, worth 111 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,272 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pogba's national animal is the Snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Serbian Orthodox.

Pogba is ranked 37,204th in the world and 561st in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 42.97 quips per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,199thMost Influential: 5,208thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,487thMost Devout: 10,245thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 14,815thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,024thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,369thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,517thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,655thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,855thMost Patriotic: 18,697thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,467thMost Authoritarian: 22,765thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,391stLowest Crime Rates: 23,820thBest Weather: 23,825thMost Pacifist: 24,335thMost Income Equality: 24,425th
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Most Devout: 96th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 115th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 123rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 133rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 146th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 152nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pogba, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Pogba, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Pogba, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Pogba, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Pogba, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
  • : Pogba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Following new legislation in Pogba, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Pogba, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pogba, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Pogba, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.

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