The Allied States of Poapoal is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 672 million Poapoalians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Alandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The all-consuming Poapoalian economy, worth 69.6 trillion Mechanical Pencil Graphites a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,501 Mechanical Pencil Graphites, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, the country is littered with broken homes, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Poapoal's national animal is the Horned Lizard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Poapoal is ranked 16,481^st in the world and 387^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.