Population | 14.318 billion |
Capital | North Pole |
Leader | Santa |
Faith | Ásatrú |
Currency | Candy Cane |
Animal | Reindeer |
The Winter Fylkirate of Plugo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Santa with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.318 billion Workers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Plugoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,888 trillion Candy Canes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 341,425 Candy Canes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,175,872 per year while the poor average 3,352, a ratio of 947 to 1.
Immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and colonial subjects have Plugoan culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Plugo's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ásatrú.
Plugo is ranked 115,362nd in the world and 1st in Danheim for Most Stationary, with 329.80942086628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Plugo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Plugo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Plugo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Plugo, colonial subjects have Plugoan culture shoved down their throats.
- : Following new legislation in Plugo, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
- : Following new legislation in Plugo, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
- : Following new legislation in Plugo, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites.
- : Following new legislation in Plugo, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Reindeer.
- : Following new legislation in Plugo, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare Candy Canes.
- : Following new legislation in Plugo, half of Plugo just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite.