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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 108thMost Armed: 212thLargest Gambling Industry: 213th
The Winter Fylkirate of
Corporate Police State
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Civil Rights
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Plugo

Population14.318 billion

CapitalNorth Pole
LeaderSanta
FaithÁsatrú

CurrencyCandy Cane
AnimalReindeer

The Winter Fylkirate of Plugo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Santa with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.318 billion Workers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Plugoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,888 trillion Candy Canes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 341,425 Candy Canes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,175,872 per year while the poor average 3,352, a ratio of 947 to 1.

Immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and colonial subjects have Plugoan culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Plugo's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ásatrú.

Plugo is ranked 115,362nd in the world and 1st in Danheim for Most Stationary, with 329.80942086628 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 108thMost Armed: 212thLargest Gambling Industry: 213thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 217thHighest Crime Rates: 233rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 239thMost Avoided: 280thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 288thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 304thFattest Citizens: 308thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 421stHighest Disposable Incomes: 464thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 560thMost Secular: 746thLargest Retail Industry: 914thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,055thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,253rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,297thRudest Citizens: 1,313thMost Efficient Economies: 1,522ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,724thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,849thLargest Mining Sector: 1,887thHighest Average Incomes: 1,897thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,950thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,285thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,429thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,131stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,422ndNudest: 5,753rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,400thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,659thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,238thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,405thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,485thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,513thMost Cultured: 8,917thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,745thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 19,255thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,700thMost Pro-Market: 24,197thLargest Populations: 28,285thHighest Drug Use: 29,016th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Plugo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Plugo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Plugo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Plugo, colonial subjects have Plugoan culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Plugo, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Following new legislation in Plugo, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
  • : Following new legislation in Plugo, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Plugo, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Reindeer.
  • : Following new legislation in Plugo, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare Candy Canes.
  • : Following new legislation in Plugo, half of Plugo just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite.

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