Population | 9.421 billion |
Capital | Pineapple-and-Hamburg |
Leader | Emperor Charles Entertainment Cheese |
Faith | Church of Jesus Crust of Latter-Day Sauce |
Currency | slice |
Animal | anchovy |
The Little Caesarate of Pizzaburg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Charles Entertainment Cheese with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.421 billion Pizzabourgeoisie are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Healthcare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pineapple-and-Hamburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Pizzaburguesque economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion slices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 120,542 slices, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 932,558 per year while the poor average 4,093, a ratio of 227 to 1.
Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list, children keel over while singing "Emperor Charles Entertainment Cheese Gives Us the Water of Life", and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pizzaburg's national animal is the anchovy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Jesus Crust of Latter-Day Sauce.
Pizzaburg is ranked 344,387th in the world and 1st in The Pizza Confederation for Smartest Citizens, with 0.47 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pizzaburg, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
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Pizzaburg, children keel over while singing "Emperor Charles Entertainment Cheese Gives Us the Water of Life".
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Pizzaburg, antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list.
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Pizzaburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
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Pizzaburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
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Pizzaburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
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Pizzaburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
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Pizzaburg, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
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Pizzaburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
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Pizzaburg, the internal market is thriving.