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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6thHighest Drug Use: 410thFattest Citizens: 476th
The Little Caesarate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Hermit
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Economy
Frightening
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Pizzaburg

Population9.421 billion

CapitalPineapple-and-Hamburg
LeaderEmperor Charles Entertainment Cheese
FaithChurch of Jesus Crust of Latter-Day Sauce

Currencyslice
Animalanchovy

The Little Caesarate of Pizzaburg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Charles Entertainment Cheese with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.421 billion Pizzabourgeoisie are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Healthcare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pineapple-and-Hamburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pizzaburguesque economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion slices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 120,542 slices, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 932,558 per year while the poor average 4,093, a ratio of 227 to 1.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list, children keel over while singing "Emperor Charles Entertainment Cheese Gives Us the Water of Life", and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pizzaburg's national animal is the anchovy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Jesus Crust of Latter-Day Sauce.

Pizzaburg is ranked 344,387th in the world and 1st in The Pizza Confederation for Smartest Citizens, with 0.47 quips per hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6thHighest Drug Use: 410thFattest Citizens: 476thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 505thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,422ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,428thMost Avoided: 1,819thHighest Crime Rates: 1,890thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,936thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,255thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,650thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,824thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,232ndTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 5,246thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,916thMost Primitive: 9,992ndMost Rebellious Youth: 12,959thMost Secular: 16,951stTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 19,900thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,411thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,485thHighest Economic Output: 32,095th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pizzaburg, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizzaburg, children keel over while singing "Emperor Charles Entertainment Cheese Gives Us the Water of Life".
  • : Following new legislation in Pizzaburg, antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list.
  • : Pizzaburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Pizzaburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Pizzaburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Pizzaburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizzaburg, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Pizzaburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizzaburg, the internal market is thriving.

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