The Republic of Pizza Napoli is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.228 billion Pizza Napolians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Administration and Environment not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pizza Napolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,020 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 245,616 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,821,703 per year while the poor average 9,857, a ratio of 184 to 1.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, martial law has been declared and the populace is kept under tight control, and wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pizza Napoli's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pizza Napoli is ranked 345,816^th in the world and 16^th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Smartest Citizens, with 0.14 quips per hour.