The District of Pizarra is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.224 billion Pizarrans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The strong Pizarran economy, worth a remarkable 1,270 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 69,731 aurums, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 405,794 per year while the poor average 5,661, a ratio of 71.7 to 1.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public, and Liard is convinced that other nations can simply be "junked" (Pizarra has found 1 easter egg). Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pizarra's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Pizarra is ranked 286,573^rd in the world and 12^th in Ecuador for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.36 law-abiding acts per hour.