The Grand Duchy of Pirataria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 11.696 billion Piratarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sjenjak. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Piratarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,430 trillion Paras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,346 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet', cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, third world countries are rich in "I Love Sjenjak" t-shirts, and news headlines suggest that Leader has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pirataria's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pirataria is ranked 263,561^st in the world and 912^th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.67 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.