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Most Influential: 91stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,017thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,648th
The Grand Duchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Population11.696 billion



The Grand Duchy of Pirataria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 11.696 billion Piratarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sjenjak. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Piratarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,430 trillion Paras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,346 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet', cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, third world countries are rich in "I Love Sjenjak" t-shirts, and news headlines suggest that Leader has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pirataria's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pirataria is ranked 263,561st in the world and 912th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.67 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Influential: 91stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,017thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 5,648thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,847thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,005thBest Weather: 6,521stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,936thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,226thMost Developed: 8,864thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,735thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,408thMost Cultured: 11,025thMost Efficient Economies: 11,311thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,857thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,347thSmartest Citizens: 12,659thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,159thMost Secular: 13,248thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,552ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,018thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,052ndHighest Economic Output: 14,452ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,721stHighest Food Quality: 14,964thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,022ndLargest Governments: 16,164thMost Stationary: 18,174thHighest Average Incomes: 25,155th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 13th in the regionMost Average: 44th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 59th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 70th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rd in the regionBest Weather: 77th in the regionMost Stationary: 77th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 80th in the regionRudest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 95th in the regionMost Secular: 95th in the region

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