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Most Pacifist: 14,370thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,813thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,029th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Pink Mew

Population4.053 billion

Currencyswirls
AnimalMew

The Republic of Pink Mew is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The cynical population of 4.053 billion Pink Mewians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pink Mewian economy, worth 401 trillion swirls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,173 swirls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pink Mew's national animal is the Mew.

Pink Mew is ranked 69,441st in the world and 4th in P I N K for Most Stationary, with 676.48850454708 days.

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Most Pacifist: 14,370thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,813thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,029thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,660thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,119thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,585thLargest Retail Industry: 22,012thMost Secular: 27,017thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,871stMost Cultured: 29,310th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pink Mew was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Pink Mew was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Pink Mew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Pink Mew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Pink Mew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Pink Mew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Pink Mew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Pink Mew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Pink Mew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Pink Mew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Most Secular.

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