The Queendom of Pink Crewmate is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Imposter with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 6.304 billion Pink Crewmateans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skeld. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.

The Pink Crewmatean economy, worth 321 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 51,026 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Imposter has just been declared ruler of Pink Crewmate in an international press conference, Pink Crewmate has designated Skeld as its capital city, as dissatisfaction with the system waxes the only things to be sure of are death and taxes, and the arms industry is strictly regulated. Crime is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Pink Crewmate's national animal is the Imposter and its national religion is Sussy Baka.

Pink Crewmate is ranked 252,229^th in the world and 4,358^th in Ambition for Most Extreme, scoring 10.2 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.