We Will Endure
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 657th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,361st Most Influential: 1,680th
The Allied States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.14 billion

CapitalAppaloosa City
LeaderPresident Jacob John Henry Lamais
FaithChristianity and Equestrianism

CurrencySapphire Horseshoe

The Allied States of Pinguioris is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Jacob John Henry Lamais with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.14 billion Pinguiorisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Appaloosa City. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pinguiorisian economy, worth 164 trillion Sapphire Horseshoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,540 Sapphire Horseshoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A third of Pinguiorisians are e-certified CEOs, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately, and the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinguioris's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity and Equestrianism.

Pinguioris is ranked 12,643rd in the world and 632nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 102 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 657thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,361stTop
Most Influential: 1,680thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,513thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,071stLargest Retail Industry: 7,560thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,585thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,299thMost Developed: 9,946thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,599thSmartest Citizens: 10,730thMost Efficient Economies: 10,809thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,131stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,332ndMost Cultured: 12,643rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,646thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,997thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,535thLowest Crime Rates: 15,031stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,179thHealthiest Citizens: 15,441stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,818th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 75th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 304th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 377th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 383rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 419th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 452nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 499th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 510th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 559th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 570th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 578th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 593rd in the regionMost Developed: 593rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 608th in the regionMost Influential: 623rd in the regionMost Cultured: 632nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 648th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 672nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 726th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 730th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 744th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 797th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Pinguioris endorsed The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
  • : Pinguioris was endorsed by The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
  • : Pinguioris was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, a third of Pinguiorisians are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 192 » Territorio di Nessuno, Shin-Hachioji, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Siwale, Shibutani, Gladio II, Moubarakistan, Albacria, Ethnon, Atain, Yaorozu, Kylesburgh, Maott, Empy, McMasterdonia, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Sundred, United Draconia, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Shadowrik, Victoriaans Nederlands, Wodan, Sanjurika, The United States of Romania, Holy Oranz, Ryori, Mzeusia, Sunto, Sea Ghost, Alsace and Lorraine United, The Mace Kingdom, Sil Dorsett, THX1138, Selfgradatude, Suicidistan, Former English Colony, Aenglaland, PlanetPunk, Q w e r t y, Wineclaw, Pallaith, I am the one who knocks, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, German Holy Roman Empire, Guslantis, and 142 others.Govornia, American MapleStory, Universal State Formula, Diodone, Zeternia, Sacrento, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, Democritus, Wilkshire, Yarecir, The Iron Lions, New Pruessen, The Rhein States, Bojacks and Jills, The Most Freedom Ever, Racoda, Lionia, Great Bights Mum, Snoodum, Northern Pennsytucky, New Bremerton, Lunallian, Valhalla123, Kulgatha, Babacar, National Goats, Humptalumpta, The Black Cathedral, New Chilokver, Minuda, Islamic Cali, Amauri, Newpromisedland, Spartoptia, Ostrinios, Pleroma Sans Romans, Jalyort Empire, The Discipled, Haram Reich, ISOP, SORT, Soviet Terran, General COE, Katschekistan, Malta Comino Gozo, The Islands of Tonga, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Oshonia, Gilakistan, Californian Redwood, Sinelona, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Atomic Industry Islands, Kasazzastan, Maovale, Sakaryata, Ethereal Expanse, Omnistria, HeartLard, Dyrenell, Papika, Machendel, The Notorious Mad Jack, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, United Kingdoms of Islands, New Lakemba, Agrauron, Xagill, Napnomadia, East Supple Lund, Moose repupblic, The Austro Germanic Union, Breduria, Colinasia, Blackphir, Ice and Tinian, Sheldanada, Lorigia, Bearical, Neo-Philadelphia, Jontopiary, French Bananastan, Azura Palatina, Warsaw-Halicz, Old Emporia, United North American, Fartslamdump, Stat Artha, Kyrianian, Ka Ching, Acrabinnia, Unsophisticate, Australiland, The Windmilluminati, Neo Hungarica, Hong Kong Empire, Aurumos, Black Templares, Yukti, Dreadton, Rwekazaland, Outer Egorniand, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Eraver, Amerian States, Prydania, Revolutionary Sealand, The Realm of Dorne, The Bureaucratic Territories, The South Falls, Partax, Federation Terra Australis, Fun time land of Fun, SillyString, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Daedric Stellar Empire, JAOECW536, Blackgear, Musselshell, The Sinclarian Provinces, Jpia, INTEGRAL, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Joodey, Ainsworth, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, Ozstan, Steraz, Bridgett, Asgardira, Crown Isles, Ieprus, Get Away From Me, and Shigonia.

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