The Discovered Undiscovered Land of Phyroecia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sir Caéhn Gaéluskual O'Raól with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.172 billion Phyroecians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Runginhef. The average income tax rate is 11.8%.

The very strong Phyroecian economy, worth 75.7 trillion Phyroecian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 64,612 Phyroecian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Phyroecian Navy, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Runginhef. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Phyroecia's national animal is the Patagonian Puma, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Phyroecia is ranked 59,157^th in the world and 28^th in Africa for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 5,150.11 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.