The Blackboard of Democracy Joseph Albert Holtzmann Jr
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,913thMost Influential: 2,568thMost Devout: 5,157th
The Grassley-Rogers State of
Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights
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Population1.942 billion

LeaderJoseph Albert Holtzmann Jr


The Grassley-Rogers State of Photoplier is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Albert Holtzmann Jr with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 1.942 billion Photoplierians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaholta. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Photoplierian economy, worth 115 trillion Joebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,453 Joebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Joseph Albert Holtzmann Jr is a silly poophead, it's always rabbit season, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Jaholta Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Photoplier's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Photoplier is ranked 92,283rd in the world and 3,206th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 34.05 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,913thMost Influential: 2,568thTop
Most Devout: 5,157thMost Pacifist: 10,403rdSafest: 11,546thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,690thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,730thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,297thLowest Crime Rates: 20,098thHealthiest Citizens: 20,563rdNicest Citizens: 20,873rdBest Weather: 21,666thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,679th
Most Devout: 108th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 256th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 337th in the regionMost Pacifist: 400th in the regionSafest: 400th in the regionNudest: 517th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 523rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 563rd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 631st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 661st in the regionBest Weather: 670th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 715th in the regionNicest Citizens: 751st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 831st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 923rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,047th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,066th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,174th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,245th in the region

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