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Might Makes Right
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,562ndMost Influential: 4,558thMost Avoided: 7,253rd
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Phire Fric

Population364 million

CurrencyQuita
AnimalZebra

The Dictatorship of Phire Fric is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 364 million Phire Fricians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phire Frician economy, worth 37.5 trillion Quitas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 102,936 Quitas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, the government spends millions of Quitas every year prosecuting spammers, and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBPF Governor goes house hunting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phire Fric's national animal is the Zebra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Phire Fric is ranked 50,959th in the world and 2,484th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,683.41 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,562ndTop
5%
Most Influential: 4,558thMost Avoided: 7,253rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 11,261stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,304thLargest Mining Sector: 11,938thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,115thMost Secular: 17,847thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,790th
Top
5%
Most Avoided: 275th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 412th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 463rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 551st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 739th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 742nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Phire Fric was endorsed by The Holy of Abonland.
  • : Phire Fric was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Phire Fric, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBPF Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Following new legislation in Phire Fric, the government spends millions of Quitas every year prosecuting spammers.
  • : Following new legislation in Phire Fric, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in Phire Fric, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Following new legislation in Phire Fric, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Phire Fric was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Phire Fric was endorsed by The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.
  • : Phire Fric was endorsed by The Kingdom of Rozarus.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 140 » Highton Islands, Koda-Land, Shadowrik, The Tampa Bay Rays, East Akra, Orado, Newpromisedland, Empy, Maclare, Hamerica, El Fiji Grande, Brucklania, The Rhein States, Praeceps, Ihese, Omnistria, Yaorozu, Principia Mathematica, Ethnon, Saperisole, Arichia, Sattelbach, Dabarastan, Great Bights Mum, Sundred, Dar es Saalam, Guer Aike, Prydania, Kocherian, New Lakemba, Sikol, Schnuftelland, Territorio di Nessuno, Fauzjhia, Dreadton, New Jamgra, Corfad, Joodey, Pazair, The Pantheons, Shibutani, Libertania Democratica, Zzozona, Noahs Second Country, Daiz, Simone Republic, Frances Francis the First of France, The Calabash Protectorate, Notyoutopia, Interdimensional Zone, and 90 others.McMasterdonia, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Loutsland, Wineclaw, PotatoFarmers, Sunto, North Bratislava, Valhalla123, Abject Ludicrosity, Westinor, Pokemanland, Zeternia, Tikariot, Xyrron, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Zumlandia, Nistriabar, Ravendi, Selfgradatude, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Smesh, Former English Colony, Aeolist, Pallaith, Solcius, Xagill, Madjack, Clan Spaniel, Sil Dorsett, Seanat, The Iron Lions, Ihsan, Kranostav, The Noviosyus, United Kahndaq, Seenvorland, Buckhem, Kragsgale, Xipher, Picairn, Valentine Z, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, 1 very fast endotarter, Illusia and Neverendia, Artemis Selene, WeKnow, Ultra777, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, Wit Noreis, Yokciq Empire, Paverium, Moubarakistan, Termathe, Solskjar, U S Eh, Napnomadia, Aoncarpa, Neu-Galicia, Heilhum Imperius, Eschatosia, Vincone Cae, Vathnutum, Votak Matim, Wilkshire, Basedania, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Eywaan, Therizia, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Lulubellia, Nouvelle-Floride, Holy Oranz, Glanst, Amprak, Comfed, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, and Abonland.

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