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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,873rdMost Influential: 5,543rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,204th
The Cyrillic Macaronic Republic of
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Population2.061 billion

CapitalIsle of Wight

Currencyinsular guilder
Animalgreat white shark

The Cyrillic Macaronic Republic of Philippinia is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.061 billion Philippinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isle of Wight. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Philippine economy, worth 170 trillion insular guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 82,732 insular guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Philippinia's national animal is the great white shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Philippinia is ranked 28,805th in the world and 846th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 8.38 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,873rdMost Influential: 5,543rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,204thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,007thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,286thNicest Citizens: 10,425thTop
Best Weather: 13,080thMost Inclusive: 14,777thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,787thMost Pacifist: 16,894thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,418thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,165thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,591stMost Secular: 19,644thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,024thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,275thHighest Food Quality: 21,823rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,683rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,702ndLargest Retail Industry: 23,837thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,849thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,648th
Largest Welfare Programs: 242nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 290th in the regionNicest Citizens: 357th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 365th in the regionBest Weather: 413th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 439th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 511th in the regionMost Politically Free: 519th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 533rd in the regionNudest: 565th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 569th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 572nd in the regionMost Influential: 581st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 585th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 596th in the regionMost Secular: 622nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 683rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 685th in the regionMost Pacifist: 689th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 700th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 723rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 733rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 752nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 757th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 828th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 846th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 847th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 848th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 868th in the regionMost Developed: 916th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 918th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 937th in the region

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