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For the Empire! God Emperor
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,004thMost Influential: 4,956thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,240th
The Celestial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Phello

Population1.265 billion

CapitalImperial Centre
LeaderGod Emperor
FaithImperial Cult

CurrencyDenarius
AnimalChimaera

The Celestial Empire of Phello is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.265 billion Phelloans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Centre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Phelloan economy, worth 214 trillion Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,526 Denarii, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, people who are too good at riffle shuffling get disappeared by the secret police, and sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phello's national animal is the Chimaera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Phello is ranked 252,334th in the world and 1,507th in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 4.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,004thMost Influential: 4,956thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,240thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,632ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,891stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,986thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,423rdMost Developed: 10,017thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,769thHighest Average Incomes: 11,345thMost Conservative: 11,447thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,554thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,866thMost Authoritarian: 12,120thMost Patriotic: 12,208thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,253rdMost Cultured: 13,380thLargest Governments: 13,391stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,693rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,809thHealthiest Citizens: 14,238thMost Efficient Economies: 14,698thSmartest Citizens: 15,186thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,733rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,177thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,688thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,930thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,662ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,012thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,250thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,469thMost Secular: 18,746thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,788thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,970thLargest Black Market: 20,535thLargest Mining Sector: 21,376thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,019thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,341stHighest Food Quality: 25,014thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,434th
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Most Conservative: 56th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 94th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 97th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 100th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 107th in the regionMost Patriotic: 110th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 119th in the regionMost Extreme: 119th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 125th in the regionLargest Black Market: 128th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 130th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 134th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Phello, sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good".
  • : Following new legislation in Phello, people who are too good at riffle shuffling get disappeared by the secret police.
  • : Following new legislation in Phello, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Phello, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Phello, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted.
  • : Phello was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Phello, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Phello, all guns must be registered.
  • : Phello was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Phello was endorsed by The Armed Liberation State of Grungerock.

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