The District of Phantom State is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.278 billion Phantom Stateans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.8%.

The Phantom Statean economy, worth 434 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 46,791 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Phantom State's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Phantom State is ranked 234,354^th in the world and 5^th in Lagos for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.49 law-abiding acts per hour.