Population | 20.547 billion |
Capital | Phantala City |
Leader | Glorious Leader |
Faith | United Way Of The Glorious Leader |
Currency | Doubloon |
Animal | Silvertip fox |
The United States of Phantala is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.547 billion Phantalans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phantala City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Phantalan economy, worth a remarkable 9,541 trillion Doubloons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 464,367 Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Phantala, and Phantalans seem to be catching more chills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phantala's national animal is the Silvertip fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is United Way Of The Glorious Leader.
Phantala is ranked 247,067th in the world and 17,476th in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 19.8684247842 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Phantala's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Phantala's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Phantala, Phantalans seem to be catching more chills.
- : Following new legislation in Phantala, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Phantala.
- : Following new legislation in Phantala, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress.
- : Following new legislation in Phantala, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
- : Following new legislation in Phantala, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
- : Phantala changed its national animal to "Silvertip fox" and its currency to "Doubloon".
- : Phantala altered its national flag.
- : Phantala relocated from Lazarus to Chicken overlords.