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Largest Agricultural Sector: 150thLargest Black Market: 196thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 200th
The United States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Phantala

Population20.547 billion

CapitalPhantala City
LeaderGlorious Leader
FaithUnited Way Of The Glorious Leader

CurrencyDoubloon
AnimalSilvertip fox

The United States of Phantala is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.547 billion Phantalans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phantala City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Phantalan economy, worth a remarkable 9,541 trillion Doubloons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 464,367 Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Phantala, and Phantalans seem to be catching more chills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phantala's national animal is the Silvertip fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is United Way Of The Glorious Leader.

Phantala is ranked 247,067th in the world and 17,476th in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 19.8684247842 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 150thLargest Black Market: 196thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 200thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 398thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 457thHighest Average Incomes: 617thHighest Economic Output: 926thLargest Insurance Industry: 988thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,080thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,168thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,492ndLargest Governments: 1,542ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,567thLowest Crime Rates: 1,575thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,719thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,726thMost Devout: 1,743rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,910thLargest Mining Sector: 1,917thMost Patriotic: 2,164thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,231stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,689thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,908thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,798thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,850thFattest Citizens: 4,222ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,400thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,632ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,771stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,929thTop
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Largest Populations: 15,750thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,040thSmartest Citizens: 18,592ndMost Conservative: 18,627thMost Armed: 18,870thMost Authoritarian: 19,096thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,004thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,602ndMost Developed: 29,644th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 32nd in the regionMost Conservative: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 91st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 171st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 259th in the regionMost Average: 526th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1,466th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Phantala's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Phantala's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Phantala, Phantalans seem to be catching more chills.
  • : Following new legislation in Phantala, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Phantala.
  • : Following new legislation in Phantala, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Phantala, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
  • : Following new legislation in Phantala, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Phantala changed its national animal to "Silvertip fox" and its currency to "Doubloon".
  • : Phantala altered its national flag.
  • : Phantala relocated from Lazarus to Chicken overlords.

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