The Holy Blue Republic of PewDiePie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Santa with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 13.25 billion Bro Armies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 25.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PewDiePiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,658 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,203 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims, every workday begins with group therapy, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PewDiePie's national animal is the Zombie and its national religion is Yodlism.

PewDiePie is ranked 57,902^nd in the world and 111^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.23 law-abiding acts per hour.