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Everyone will be included. Jonas Gahr StÝre
Largest Mining Sector: 6,606thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,781stMost Influential: 19,932nd
The Norwegian Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Petrozad

Population813 million

CapitalNew Oslo
LeaderJonas Gahr StÝre

CurrencyFranc
AnimalFjord horse

The Norwegian Republic of Petrozad is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jonas Gahr StÝre with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 813 million Petrozadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oslo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.0%.

The powerhouse Petrozadian economy, worth 82.3 trillion Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,245 Francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,647 per year while the poor average 26,248, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Criminals are thrown to the Fjord horses to repay their debt to society, Fjord horses are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', the government is flooded with compensation requests, and parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Petrozad's national animal is the Fjord horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Petrozad is ranked 206,087th in the world and 10,258th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 21.63 on the Hayek Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 6,606thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,781stTop
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Most Influential: 19,932ndBest Weather: 22,876thHealthiest Citizens: 22,950thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,522ndLongest Average Lifespans: 26,953rd
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Largest Mining Sector: 123rd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 363rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 407th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 617th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 677th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 685th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 688th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 710th in the regionBest Weather: 713th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 723rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 774th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 832nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 874th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 889th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 945th in the regionMost Developed: 999th in the regionMost Influential: 1,090th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,139th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,169th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,251st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Petrozad published "Companies owned by a owner" (Account: Diplomacy).
  • : Petrozad lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Petrozad, parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports.
  • : Following new legislation in Petrozad, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • : Following new legislation in Petrozad, Fjord horses are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'.
  • : Following new legislation in Petrozad, criminals are thrown to the Fjord horses to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Petrozad, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Petrozad, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Petrozad, Jonas Gahr StÝre's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Petrozad, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'.

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