Population | 4.077 billion |
Capital | Lima |
Leader | Foley Desnz Kurio |
Faith | Atheist |
Currency | lily |
Animal | sekhmet |
The National Republic of Peru 2022 RP is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Foley Desnz Kurio with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.077 billion Peruvians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lima. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Peruvian economy, worth 511 trillion lilies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,469 lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Peru 2022 RP, and the recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of Foley Desnz Kurio. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peru 2022 RP's national animal is the sekhmet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheist.
Peru 2022 RP is ranked 183,683rd in the world and 13th in 2022 RP Region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 889.31 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Peru 2022 RP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Peru 2022 RP, the recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of Foley Desnz Kurio.
- : Following new legislation in Peru 2022 RP, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Peru 2022 RP.
- : Following new legislation in Peru 2022 RP, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in Peru 2022 RP, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in Peru 2022 RP, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Peru 2022 RP altered its national flag.
- : Peru 2022 RP lodged a message on the 2022 RP Region Regional Message Board.
- : Peru 2022 RP lodged a message on the 2022 RP Region Regional Message Board.
- : Peru 2022 RP's influence in 2022 RP Region rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".