The Republic of Perfect Clear Number 9 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.822 billion Perfect Clear Number 9ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Perfect Clear Number 9ian economy, worth 526 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,866 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Purported secret military bases are dismissed by Leader to be highly-advanced toilet factories, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, nations that kill a Perfect Clear Number 9ian can expect a strongly worded letter, and art criticism in Perfect Clear Number 9 is scathingly destructive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perfect Clear Number 9's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Perfect Clear Number 9 is ranked 54,303^rd in the world and 576^th in Eye for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.03 law-abiding acts per hour.