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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 121stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 138thLargest Gambling Industry: 143rd
The Incorporated States of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Pepsi Co

Population12.721 billion

CapitalHarrison
LeaderJed Pepsi
FaithAmerican Hinduism

CurrencyPepsi Token
AnimalBald Eagle

The Incorporated States of Pepsi Co is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jed Pepsi with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.721 billion Pepsi Guys are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harrison. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pepsi economy, worth a remarkable 4,606 trillion Pepsi Tokens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 362,148 Pepsi Tokens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,155,492 per year while the poor average 27,866, a ratio of 77.3 to 1.

Drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, skyscrapers get built in just days, Snapgram-filtered portraits adorn the walls of stately homes, and the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pepsi Co's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is American Hinduism.

Pepsi Co is ranked 9,157th in the world and 83rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,517.66569536 Days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 121stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 138thLargest Gambling Industry: 143rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 155thMost Corrupt Governments: 206thFattest Citizens: 223rdLargest Insurance Industry: 274thLargest Retail Industry: 300thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 349thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 350thHighest Disposable Incomes: 353rdRudest Citizens: 383rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 449thMost Ignorant Citizens: 460thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 510thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 597thMost Armed: 619thHighest Crime Rates: 797thMost Efficient Economies: 999thHighest Average Incomes: 1,001stMost Avoided: 1,141stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,206thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,316thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,966thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,050thLargest Mining Sector: 3,108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,150thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,563rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,697thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,162ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,605thMost Stationary: 9,157thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9,389thLargest Black Market: 11,053rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,411thMost Secular: 12,583rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,783rdMost Influential: 12,925thHighest Drug Use: 13,690thLargest Populations: 17,080thLargest Governments: 17,313thMost Pro-Market: 17,349th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 36th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 79th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionMost Stationary: 83rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 155th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 157th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 183rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 205th in the regionMost Influential: 251st in the regionLargest Populations: 283rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 286th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 295th in the regionMost Secular: 317th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 332nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 341st in the regionLargest Black Market: 348th in the regionLargest Governments: 405th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 443rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, Snapgram-filtered portraits adorn the walls of stately homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, skyscrapers get built in just days.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, survivors of attempted maternal infanticide are sentenced to live with their mothers forever.

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