Population | 5.513 billion |
Capital | Lukan |
Leader | Generalissimo Kendall |
Faith | Kendallism |
Currency | Chuck |
Animal | Dragon |
The Military junta of People Republic of Campuc is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Kendall with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.513 billion People Republic Campucians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lukan. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient People Republic of Campucian economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion Chucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 185,390 Chucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, and anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. People Republic of Campuc's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kendallism.
People Republic of Campuc is ranked 169,990th in the world and 117th in The Black Hawks for Most Stationary, with 101.07901864272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : People Republic of Campuc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : People Republic of Campuc was endorsed by The Fapjackian War Puppet of Pancakeon.
- : Following new legislation in People Republic of Campuc, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
- : Following new legislation in People Republic of Campuc, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
- : Following new legislation in People Republic of Campuc, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in People Republic of Campuc, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
- : People Republic of Campuc voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Following new legislation in People Republic of Campuc, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
- : Following new legislation in People Republic of Campuc, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
- : Following new legislation in People Republic of Campuc, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Pancakeon.