Population | 3.612 billion |
Capital | Washington DC |
Leader | The Vice President Supreme |
Currency | USD Dollar |
Animal | Elephant |
The Republic of Pence but he is fun is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Vice President Supreme with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.612 billion Pence but he is funians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 67.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Pence but he is funian economy, worth 412 trillion USD Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,308 USD Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Young adults still believe that Elephants deliver newborns to expecting parents, misbehaving Elephants deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pence but he is fun's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Pence but he is fun is ranked 78,760th in the world and 85th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 614.03285701872 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pence but he is fun, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Pence but he is fun, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
- : Following new legislation in Pence but he is fun, misbehaving Elephants deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
- : Following new legislation in Pence but he is fun, young adults still believe that Elephants deliver newborns to expecting parents.
- : Following new legislation in Pence but he is fun, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.
- : Following new legislation in Pence but he is fun, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
- : Pence but he is fun was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Pence but he is fun, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
- : Following new legislation in Pence but he is fun, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
- : Following new legislation in Pence but he is fun, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism.