Population | 8.522 billion |
Capital | Pirouline |
Leader | Oligarch Maestro |
Currency | Pelarcian |
Animal | Penguin |
The Half Holy Maroon Oligarchy of Pelariac is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Oligarch Maestro with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, feral children, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.522 billion Pelariacians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pirouline. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Pelariacian economy, worth a remarkable 2,168 trillion Pelarcians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 254,476 Pelarcians, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,573,424 per year while the poor average 17,809, a ratio of 88.3 to 1.
Out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pelariac's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Pelariac is ranked 273,161st in the world and 9,461st in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 9.30720237672 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pelariac, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
- : Following new legislation in Pelariac, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
- : Following new legislation in Pelariac, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
- : Following new legislation in Pelariac, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line.
- : Following new legislation in Pelariac, fake revenge can be served either cold or hot.
- : Following new legislation in Pelariac, the flesh-eating lost souls that wander at night serve as a major tourist attraction (Pelariac has found 9 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Pelariac, the media seems excessively interested in what Oligarch Maestro is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Pelariac, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
- : Pelariac was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Following new legislation in Pelariac, Pelariac has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.