The Semi Holy Purple Oligarchy of Pelariac is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Oligarch Maestro with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.461 billion Pelariacians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pirouline. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pelariacian economy, worth 915 trillion Pelarcians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 205,264 Pelarcians, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, people queue for valets instead of parking spaces, and news headlines suggest that Oligarch Maestro has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pelariac's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pelariac is ranked 632^nd in the world and 19^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 372.84 on the Hayek Index.