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Highest Crime Rates: 597thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 632ndRudest Citizens: 644th
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Population4.461 billion

LeaderOligarch Maestro


The Semi Holy Purple Oligarchy of Pelariac is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Oligarch Maestro with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.461 billion Pelariacians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pirouline. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pelariacian economy, worth 915 trillion Pelarcians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 205,264 Pelarcians, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, people queue for valets instead of parking spaces, and news headlines suggest that Oligarch Maestro has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pelariac's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pelariac is ranked 632nd in the world and 19th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 372.84 on the Hayek Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 597thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 632ndRudest Citizens: 644thMost Avoided: 789thMost Armed: 831stLargest Retail Industry: 1,154thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,311thFattest Citizens: 1,449thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,473rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,499thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,114thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,526thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,836thMost Influential: 3,124thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,460thLargest Mining Sector: 3,584thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,540thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,542ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,562ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,379thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,191stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,325thHighest Average Incomes: 6,892ndMost Secular: 6,983rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,125thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,283rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,885thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,933rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,207thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,239thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,084thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,762ndHighest Poor Incomes: 17,070thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,283rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,755thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,114thHighest Economic Output: 23,588th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Armed: 39th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 47th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 51st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 63rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 68th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 69th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 109th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 121st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 127th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 145th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 147th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 156th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 162nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 182nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 186th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 196th in the regionMost Secular: 228th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 232nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 237th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 251st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 257th in the regionMost Influential: 355th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 390th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 392nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 435th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 458th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 500th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 505th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 518th in the regionMost Stationary: 541st in the regionNudest: 562nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 684th in the regionLargest Populations: 750th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 852nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 902nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 943rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 1,018th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1,064th in the region

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