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You can’t have a black market if everything is legal Oligarch Maestro
Rudest Citizens: 257thHighest Crime Rates: 287thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 332nd
The Half Holy Maroon Oligarchy of
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Pelariac

Population8.522 billion

CapitalPirouline
LeaderOligarch Maestro

CurrencyPelarcian
AnimalPenguin

The Half Holy Maroon Oligarchy of Pelariac is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Oligarch Maestro with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, feral children, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.522 billion Pelariacians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pirouline. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pelariacian economy, worth a remarkable 2,168 trillion Pelarcians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 254,476 Pelarcians, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,573,424 per year while the poor average 17,809, a ratio of 88.3 to 1.

Out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pelariac's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pelariac is ranked 273,161st in the world and 9,461st in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 9.30720237672 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 257thHighest Crime Rates: 287thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 332ndMost Armed: 335thMost Avoided: 404thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 447thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 530thFattest Citizens: 607thLargest Retail Industry: 614thLargest Gambling Industry: 872ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 974thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,197thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,788thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,326thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,471stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,139thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,521stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,296thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,549thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,008thHighest Average Incomes: 5,064thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,144thHighest Drug Use: 5,536thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,700thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,208thMost Secular: 9,582ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,797thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,253rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,954thHighest Economic Output: 11,087thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,182ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,359thSmartest Citizens: 14,498thTop
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Nudest: 15,915thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,048thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,704thMost Pro-Market: 24,036thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,877thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,621stMost Extreme: 28,631st
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Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 43rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 46th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 68th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 79th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 89th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 113th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 119th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 125th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 137th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 180th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 216th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 237th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 243rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 247th in the regionMost Politically Free: 266th in the regionMost Extreme: 268th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 275th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 365th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 376th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 511th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 529th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 543rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 551st in the regionMost Secular: 555th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 607th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 691st in the regionNudest: 734th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 881st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,049th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pelariac, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Pelariac, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Pelariac, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Pelariac, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line.
  • : Following new legislation in Pelariac, fake revenge can be served either cold or hot.
  • : Following new legislation in Pelariac, the flesh-eating lost souls that wander at night serve as a major tourist attraction (Pelariac has found 9 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Pelariac, the media seems excessively interested in what Oligarch Maestro is wearing this season.
  • : Following new legislation in Pelariac, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Pelariac was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Pelariac, Pelariac has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.

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