The Republic of Pazair is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.72 billion Pazairies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pazairy economy, worth a remarkable 2,175 trillion Pazzes a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,766 Pazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, highway rest stops are stocking up on fallout scrubbing kits, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and helicopter parenting is on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pazair's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pazair is ranked 1,724^th in the world and 95^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 148.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.