Pavel je kokot
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,047thLargest Retail Industry: 3,113thMost Influential: 3,243rd
The Most Serene Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population995 million

CapitalPavlův Dům
LeaderJeho Velepavlost Zítka Zítkovský

Animal48853333909743725 160427192914088

The Most Serene Republic of Pavel420 is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Jeho Velepavlost Zítka Zítkovský with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 995 million Pavel420s are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavlův Dům. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pavel420ian economy, worth 125 trillion Zitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 125,899 Zitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 704,238 per year while the poor average 11,191, a ratio of 62.9 to 1.

Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Pavel420ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pavel420's national animal is the 48853333909743725 160427192914088, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pavel420 is ranked 267,837th in the world and 12,628th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.63 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,047thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,113thMost Influential: 3,243rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,761stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,800thMost Avoided: 4,455thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,268thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,932ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,324thLargest Mining Sector: 9,486thMost Patriotic: 9,535thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,927thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,642ndMost Corrupt Governments: 13,008thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,484thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,968thMost Efficient Economies: 19,016thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,651stMost Secular: 21,707thLargest Black Market: 21,741stHighest Average Incomes: 23,424thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,212th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 94th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 98th in the regionMost Avoided: 108th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 117th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 190th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 193rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 202nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 214th in the regionMost Patriotic: 216th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 224th in the regionLargest Black Market: 289th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 290th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 325th in the regionMost Influential: 382nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 408th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 430th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 458th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 468th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 567th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 568th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 705th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 744th in the regionMost Armed: 759th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pavel420, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Pavel420ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Pavel420, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.
  • : Following new legislation in Pavel420, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
  • : Following new legislation in Pavel420, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Pavel420, net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent.
  • : Pavel420 was endorsed by The Republic of Antwerpen1.
  • : Pavel420 was endorsed by The Kingdom of Shadeth.
  • : Pavel420 was endorsed by The Goblin Commune Federation of Eggraria.
  • : Pavel420 was endorsed by The Kingdom of Petea.
  • : Pavel420 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 110 » Bawkie, Amerion, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Beblahbleblo, Yaravia, Corgitopiaa, Rebel-topia, Volaworand, Tepertopia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Cucutenium, Kiasu-ism, Curlyhoward, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Blondiesland, Oxyliteral, Land Without Shrimp, Jehenna, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, The Two Jerseys, Sthalrim, Anatasha, Chernaya Zvezda, Banglazstrogaria, Nova Montron, Bleakfoot, Centristvill, Holota, Treir, Wehraboos, Eltrora, Menesynchro, Aidenfieeld, Dovan Con Kabizzores, PenguinPies, Farengeto, Eleuthelrium, Blaash, Ebonhand, Drew Durrnil, The Haughtherlands, Noimosini, Skaladoria, Isokenzar, GERMAN EMPIER, Respackjakenrhace, Confederacy of Kua Toine, Elora Nation, Sou Avida, and 60 others.Willing Mind, Ever Testing, Erstavik, Ostavaria, New Plant, Drystar, Tsunamy, Doriander, Indolos, New Sanet, Fasire, Arvan Irawer, Aurcania, Ipugao, The New Dacians, Holy Free, Makinius, Mavenu, Shefino, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Donat Invadia, Linguiniland, Kringalia, Sedunn, Kricivk, Andinla, Doge Land, USNE2018, Evaburn, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Canmore, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Zataras, Venezia Pacifica, Flumenvallis, Danily, Concrete Slab, Esterwood, Cereskia 2, Grianal, Wisconsin Republic, North Pernambuco, Forbidden Territories, Leimarite Empire, Froshar, Avacquer, Oppalli, Great Lothian, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Prokuror, Mnemnovia, Tyrantistica, Bistritza, TescoPepsi, Comfed, Eae, Petea, Eggraria, Shadeth, and Antwerpen1.