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Highest Crime Rates: 2,048thMost Armed: 2,316thMost Avoided: 4,545th
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Newcomer
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Powerhouse
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Pastaria

Population23.289 billion

CapitalEvil Tree

CurrencyGold
AnimalTwister

The First Level of Pastaria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.289 billion Pastarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evil Tree. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pastarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion Golds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 45,012 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Pastaria's national animal is the Twister, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pastaria is ranked 231,808th in the world and 6,958th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 24.17826924812 days.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2,048thMost Armed: 2,316thTop
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Most Avoided: 4,545thLargest Black Market: 5,291stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,978thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,750thNudest: 8,173rdLargest Populations: 10,828thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,696thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,470thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,686thMost Authoritarian: 15,842ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,515thMost Patriotic: 18,065thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,876thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,725thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,819thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,939thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,472ndHighest Economic Output: 28,431stMost Conservative: 29,641st
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Most Armed: 128th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 150th in the regionMost Avoided: 274th in the regionLargest Populations: 332nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 349th in the regionLargest Black Market: 403rd in the regionNudest: 411th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 519th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 609th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 617th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 643rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 709th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 802nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 880th in the region

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