Population | 23.289 billion |
Capital | Evil Tree |
Currency | Gold |
Animal | Twister |
The First Level of Pastaria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.289 billion Pastarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evil Tree. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Pastarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion Golds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 45,012 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Pastaria's national animal is the Twister, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Pastaria is ranked 231,808th in the world and 6,958th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 24.17826924812 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pastaria's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Pastaria's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Pastaria's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Pastaria was refounded in Osiris.
- : Pastaria ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Pastaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Pastaria's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Pastaria's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Pastaria was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Pastaria ceased to exist in Viking Europe.