The TNP Cup January 2023 Host of Pastaland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Polandball I with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.659 billion Polandballs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Welfare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Polandball economy, worth 214 trillion Złoties a year, is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,499 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pastaland's national animal is the Countryhumans Bad animals Countryballs 👍, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pastaland is ranked 60,967^th in the world and 85^th in The Wellspring for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.59 law-abiding acts per hour.