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Most Influential: 1,810thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,408thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,324th
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Population4.343 billion

CapitalWhite Mountain
LeaderGarence Spencer

CurrencyParenlordian Dollar
AnimalMugger Crocodile

The Unified States of Parenlord is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Garence Spencer with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.343 billion Parenlords enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Mountain. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parenlordian economy, worth 465 trillion Parenlordian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,192 Parenlordian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Parenlordian lands, mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parenlord's national animal is the Mugger Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Polytheism.

Parenlord is ranked 248,657th in the world and 327th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.94 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 1,810thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,408thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,324thNicest Citizens: 7,333rdBest Weather: 7,572ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,147thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,150thHealthiest Citizens: 8,839thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,151stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,990thMost Pacifist: 11,117thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,265thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,283rdHighest Food Quality: 12,380thTop
Most Inclusive: 12,982ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,888thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,905thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,000thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,642ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,004thSafest: 15,911thMost Developed: 16,041stMost Secular: 16,107thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,364thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,550thSmartest Citizens: 16,594thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,630thLargest Governments: 20,107thMost Cultured: 21,021stLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,135th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the region

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