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Most Inclusive: 5thMost Advanced Public Education: 6thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th
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PapaJacky

Population18.494 billion

CapitalGrainville
LeaderHigh Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky
FaithLovetism

CurrencyLoaf
AnimalPig

The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.494 billion Jackens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,562 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 408,921 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Loaf mansions, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.

PapaJacky is ranked 33rd in the world and 2nd in Papastan for Longest Average Lifespans, with 103.36 years.

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Most Inclusive: 5thMost Advanced Public Education: 6thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thMost Pacifist: 12thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13thHighest Food Quality: 17thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18thNicest Citizens: 24thMost Secular: 25thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25thLargest Governments: 26thMost Developed: 28thMost Beautiful Environments: 28thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29thLongest Average Lifespans: 33rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34thLargest Welfare Programs: 38thSmartest Citizens: 40thHealthiest Citizens: 42ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44thBest Weather: 49thSafest: 50thLowest Crime Rates: 77thMost Advanced Public Transport: 80thMost Cultured: 158thMost Efficient Economies: 174thLargest Information Technology Sector: 225thHighest Poor Incomes: 229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 236thMost Subsidized Industry: 295thMost Cheerful Citizens: 452ndHighest Average Incomes: 860thHighest Economic Output: 1,188thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,968thMost Stationary: 8,103rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,319thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,437thMost Influential: 11,784thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,269thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,461stMost Income Equality: 16,048thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,332ndLargest Publishing Industry: 20,948th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Loaf mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, many friends and relatives of High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, books are so highly regarded in PapaJacky that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.

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