The Frontman of the Clergy of Papa Emeritus the Second is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 2.998 billion Papa Emeritus the Secondians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ministry. The average income tax rate is 36.1%.

The strong Papa Emeritus the Secondian economy, worth 158 trillion papas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,777 papas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Papa Emeritus the Second's national animal is the papa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Papa Emeritus the Second is ranked 184,962^nd in the world and 317^th in The Blades for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 33,724.98 Standard Monetary Units.